On that day, the VP showed up and told the security staff, "just open all the doors!". So they did. If you knew where the datacenter was, you could just walk-in in mess with eBay servers. But since we were still a small ops team, we pretty much knew everyone who was supposed to be there. So security was basically "does someone else recognize you?".
I actually can't think of a more secure protocol. Doesn't scale, though.
/those were the days
The early oughts were a different time.
just make sure the zone based door lock/unlock system isn't on AWS ;)
Classic.
In my first job I worked on ATM software, and we had a big basement room full of ATMs for test purposes. The part the money is stored in is a modified safe, usually with a traditional dial lock. On the inside of one of them I saw the instructions on how to change the combination. The final instruction was: "Write down the combination and store it safely", then printed in bold: "Not inside the safe!"
awesome !
Hooked from that moment! The series got progressively more ridiculous but what a start!
There is a video from the lock pick lawyer where he receives a padlock in the mail with so much tape that it takes him whole minutes to unpack.
Concrete is nice, other options are piles of soil or brick in front of the door. There probably is a sweet spot where enough concrete slows down an excavator and enough bricks mixed in the soil slows down the shovel. Extra points if there is no place nearby to dump the rubble.
If you just wanted recovery keys that were secure from being used in an ordinary way you can use Shamir to split the key over a couple hard copies stored in safety deposit boxes a couple different locations.
The thieves had access to the office building but not the server room. They realized the server room shared a wall with a room that they did have access to, so they just used a sawzall to make an additional entrance.
add a bunch of other poinless scifi and evil villan lair tropes in as well...
Still have my "my other datacenter is made of razorblades and hate" sticker. \o/
Flame chemistry is weird. Halogenated fire suppression agents work by making Hydrogen (!) out of free radicals.
https://www.nist.gov/system/files/documents/el/fire_research...
Management was not happy, but I didn’t get in trouble for it. And yes, it was awesome. Surprisingly easy, especially since the fire extinguisher was literally right next to it.
Nothing says ‘go ahead, destroy that shit’ like money going up in smoke if you don’t.
P.S. don’t park in front of fire hydrants, because they will have a shit eating grin on their face when they destroy your car- ahem - clear the obstacle - when they need to use it to stop a fire.