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My opinions are 100% those of your employer.

JQuery: Sliding into your DOMs since 2006.

php: acidic urine.

True hackers use Vim in Ex mode with caps lock activated.

DOSBox ought to be your preferred shell on Linux.

I don't hate Python, I just don't think it should be used anywhere.

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likes: perl, obscure music, linux, vim, real coffee, books, mechanical things, perl, ale, freedom, bitcoin, open information, cryptography, photography, birds, weightlifting

dislikes: tomatoes, windows >=8, 'single page' websites, nano, shallowness, ads, statism, censorship, HMG's internet policy

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  1. "Disruption" comes to the world of junior academia. It was inevitable. Nothing's sacred.
  2. AH, I was repeating something I read elsewhere, but I'll defer to an eyewitness. Must've been pretty cool working on Windows back then. Maybe it was more varied than my line of work. I must escape the drudgery B2B SaaS Webcrapps.
  3. Server 2003 was the last release supervised by Cutler, so would have my vote. It's even source-available... technically.
  4. Sometimes I install Office 97 for kicks and marvel at how much I can do with it, yet it asks so little of my system. <2Mb RAM for Word 97!
  5. https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity is just that, except it's a whole OS that's Win2k styled. If it ever gets good hardware support it might have a chance.

    Or maybe ReactOS - the actual windows clone - gets finished. Rumours put a first release date some time after Hurd.

  6. The absolute state of FOSS communities in 2025. I'd rather teh good old days of pedantry, swearing and trolling instead.
  7. Have they open sourced the server? Revival projects should always do this, otherwise they are preserving nothing. A single point of failure means someone else will have to reverse-engineer the protocol and write the server software again in the future. Do it for posterity!
  8. Every browser developer should be forced to take an annual pilgrimage to this gravestone:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flock_(web_browser)

  9. I wrote 100,000 LOC using Grok, where's my christmas bonus?
  10. It's an abortive attempt at parody. Could've just said "On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog" and we could at least enjoy the throwback.
  11. Linguistic decay. First they came for our adverbs, now they're attacking our comparative adjectives.
  12. IBM won the long game. They secretly acquired Apple, but you weren't meant to know that yet. Not even Tim Cook knows. Big Blue's lawyers will be writing politely to the author of this project, and teaming up with the gutted remains of Nullsoft to sue them for copyright infringement.
  13. Can't go wrong with FB2k: https://www.foobar2000.org/mac

    It now has a last.fm plugin, so let's get scrobbling!

  14. AI has now devoured humanity, and not even with entertainment if it was in a proper dystopian way. It's just engorging all the software products we love, accelerating enshitiffication. We just get another fucking subscription. Why can't we have killer robots to fight instead?
  15. Nice. It might struggle on my Palm IIIx, but I shall resurrect my Tungsten E2 as it will now have a purpose again!
  16. I've sympathy for what you're proposing - on-shoring our own tech - but the Online Safety Act is a terrible law and it should've been repealed yesterday. It will do nothing to advance those aims, and plenty to stifle innovation in the UK tech space. Ofcom can get fucked.
  17. Big sigh. I wish we still had pride in our field, rather than this race to the bottom mentality.
  18. Adding CPUs and GPUs on top of your CPUs and GPUs... Sounds like we've the spiritual successor of the Sega Saturn.
  19. Inb4 the media companies argue that it's violating muh "free speech"*

    * a universally good concept but this isn't an example of it unless you're a lawyer.

  20. I've been using self-hosted Isso to serve comments on my static sites. It's worked well enough, it's practically the same as Disqus.
  21. Because I want my DKIM signatures to be literal signatures.
  22. We must find a way to extend his life indefinitely.
  23. Aero didn't have absurd padding. It made good use of texture, colour and shade. It actually looked quite appealing. We've been steadily downhill since.
  24. And likely when mid-story to invent parts of the story to fill the gaps, rather than admit it is wrong.

    Maybe the LLMs aren't so different from us.

  25. I love the passion that has went into this, even if it is still wip. I would like to link to it from https://wmw.thran.uk if that's ok with you.
  26. We'll get ADB back before we get ADP back.
  27. This will become its own genre of simulation game in Germany.

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