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Yes, Your Honor, I did convince this teenager to kill herself - but 150 people a year die from coconuts!
Reminds me of The Chewbacca Defense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6NoNkDGsU
I think this neatly illustrates how irrelevant justice system is for people's well being and that real work in harm reduction happens pretty much anywhere else.
Yes your honor this kid died of congestive heart failure at 200 kilograms but AI might have made him like computers more than humans if he went beyond 16 years.
Not guilty!