You need to do more unserious experments. This one is perhaps the best stupid idea ive seen.

Maybe the browser should learn to talk back.

You could store the pages in the database and periodically generate a new version based on the current set of pages and the share of traffic they enjoy. You would get something that evolves and stabilizes in some niche. Have an innitial prompt like; "dinosaurs!" Then sit back and see the magic unfold.