This sounds like a terrible idea that has been done before and will never work.
BrandonM as a Service?
After the reply to his infamous comment¹, BrandonM responded with “You are correct”.
https://www.hackerneue.com/item?id=9224
¹ Which people really should read in full and consider all the context. https://www.hackerneue.com/item?id=27068148
Yeah BrandonM got unfairly maligned but it's still funny.
Possibly I can outsource the work to HN comments :)