kroaton parent
You forgot: "The code is now 100% production ready. All features implemented."
It confidently says this without testing anything or running it.
Placeholder code everywhere, features missing, overall the code ends up not compiling due to the dumbest errors imaginable.
> All features implemented.
Oh right, forgot this one!
Once I had it write a spec file for some work to implement, and the charlatan marked all the todos in the spec as done and said that!