I specifically referenced LLM use because it seems to rather pointlessly just spray them everywhere. I didn't complain about them existing in general. I can old-fogey quibble with specific uses when humans add them with purpose but can also easily acknowledge it's just a taste matter. But LLMs seem to love that rocket ship, the green checkmark, that celebration emoji with the confetti coming out of the cardboard tube, and a few other ones that are only loosely related to the content. Also loves to point fingers at links, which are often already distinguished in the text. And seeing through all that is a real pain.

That your eyes are drawn more to color and shape than monochrome text is not an old person thing. That's a human thing.

In many cases this becomes an arms race too, where people start competing to make their content more colorful than the last, and that arms race has only one end, where the "engagement hooks" completely overwhelm the content. We've seen that one play out in a number of places already.