Or if nothing else, just put it on the center of a record player platter and film it for us please!
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This! Yes please!
I proposed an archival function at my uni, for historical artifacts held in static collections e.g. the physics lab old computing gear. Turntable, slow rotate, static camera film, done.
This was actually pre-web: I wanted this put in the campus gopher!