> In other words, I say "SICP considered harmful" because thrusting it upon an eager newcomer as a trusted neutral guide to beginner coding (without offering any counterpoint) could set them back by a decade, filling their head with "functional object oriented programming" concepts that don't translate well to industry or CS.

I'd counter that by saying it would set them forward by a decade (compared to people who don't know these techniques). Knowing advanced techniques doesn't mean trying to shoehorn them into every run of the mill problem you encounter in the industry. But if you encounter a gnarly problem where some advanced techniques will help you out, you'll sure be glad you learnt them.