Dude I never once burst into flames whilst taking Prozac!* But I didn't have any cavities, either! We saved tons on the dentist bills.
*Well maybe just the once, but the jury determined that it was definitely not Prozac-Related Human Combustion (PRHC)
That's a staggering lack of understanding of how basic chemistry works.
Hydrogen is 66% of water and yet water is not flammable.